do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.
Wait. What? I thought that this is melting butter.
no this is patrick
T H I S I S S P A R T A
this is the amazingness that it tumblr ok
“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green
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So I finally made the rest of those tumblr-dash valentines… Here they all are.
So… tumblr was down and I decided I was going to make tumblr inspired valentines.
This is the first one.
I HAVE A SCARY STORY FOR YOU TUMBLR, IN HONOR OF HALLOWEEN.
It was dark. The girl sat alone in her room, the only light coming from a lamp on her bedside table and the glow of her laptop.
It was Halloween, but she was “too old” for trick-or-treating. Her family had gone out with her little brother to trick-or-treat around the neighborhood, leaving her alone in the dark house.
Lightning flashed outside the window, and a clap of thunder was heard soon after. The sky was stormy, but fortunately for the trick-or-treaters, it had not yet begun to rain.
The girl refreshed tumblr, once again, and was just about to reblog a gif of a cat in a halloween costume when…
Lightning flashed again.
She tuned around quickly, thinking she had seen a shadowy silhouette. She shrugged it off. “It was just that tree…” she thought to herself nervously. “Nothing to worry about…”
She turned back to her blog, only to find…
TUMBLR HAD CRASHED.
The progression of tumblr things:
When a new anything happens, and tumblr gets excited, there is always the same order of what kind things are posted.
- Screen caps - We get really excited, and just want to put SOMETHING up, it doesn’t matter it it’s the most brilliant or beautiful. We just need SOMETHING.
- Gifs - Next, the highlighted moments and reaction oriented clips are quickly giffed and passed around.
- Graphics/Fan art - Once we have settled down a little bit, we are able to take the time to create beautiful graphics or to draw some fan art.
At first we are just really excited, and as time progresses, we focus in a little more. We move from big picture to little things.
Just an observation.
Edit: Actually, It should go, “Liveblog posts, screencaps, gifs, graphics.”
This is a thing…
Long story short, Waitingformybreak and I decided there needs to be a comic book spin-off of… well, basically a spin-off of tumblr, called Time Travel Via The Internet. This is only the first page, obviously, but I really do plan on finishing it. The basic story line is as follows: (I’m totally make it up as I go… so all of this is susceptible to change.)
There are two people. Well, they’re wizards. But they live among muggles, and know muggle technology. The girl, who is yet to be named, is a Ravenpuff. And the boy, who also has no name as of yet, is a Slytherdor. The boy is currently hanging out in dinosaur times… because he can use the mystical powers of the internet to time travel. (I’m kinda thinking he is best friends with a velociraptor.) But the boy and the girl are in different times. He’s in the past, and she’s in the present. But some how their tumblrs are connected, and they can communicate though the site. And if I’m correct, they fall in love. And then things get interesting, I assume…. Perhaps they’ll both start time traveling, constantly trying to find each other, communicating only though tumblr posts… never quite meeting up in the same time and place… or something.
Like I said. I just made that up on the spot.
…I should probably discuss the detail with waitingformybreak… who I just realized I don’t know the name of… xD
We should figure out the rest of this.
I want to buy a journal or a notebook or something, and make a “real life” tumblr… Like when I see things I like and would want to “reblog” I could either take a picture of it, or (if it’s on paper) take it/rip it out/steal it and put it in the notebook. I don’t know. It looks really cool in my head.
see you there,
WAAAAAY too much time on Tumblr.