Really though look at this book. The long quiche goodbye: a cheese shop mystery. I don’t think I can ever explain how difficult it was to not buy this book.
“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green
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I don’t know why but something about this makes me really happy?
SHARK FABRIC IS REAL NOW. (those of you who wanted some can get it now wooooo)
When you stare off into space and space stares back.
Hey if you are an SU peep I have a scary story about the Bell elevators it’s good I swear:
I’m not sure! I suppose it’s because I have a lot of stuff on a lot of pages, and a good number of them are kind of thick… so it just sort of makes it look absolutely stuffed.
Some examples: (sorry they’re sideways! D: )
Just a chunk of a puzzle, no biggie
That little pocket there is so full of stuff I have more harry potter things than can fit on two pages ahh
This page doesn’t look all that thick, but just using all the space on pages like this really adds up when you do it to most of them.
This one is a bit bulky. There are several pound coins in the little envelope and it’s probably the heaviest page…
Look at all those thick stickers and bulging little envelopes and stuff oh man
This is another one of those page that just becomes thick because it’s so covered in stuff and also I have a few things paperclipped in on top of that because DINSEYLAND
These are two pages sewn together and full of random crap that didn’t have anywhere else to go. So like, that’s pretty thick…
Ah it’s blurry sorry! but these are pockets full of postcards. they take up a lot of space.
And this page isn’t very thick either but it’s my favorite so why not?
This has been a trip through my smash book.
I found this picture of my dog and I don’t know why I find it SO FUNNY
(I forgot this guy’s name I had it written down somewhere oops)
So Brandy told me she needed a calendar as great as the ‘I Made America Sexy Founding Fathers Calendar’ I got her last year and I couldn’t find one so I made one instead with a list of attractive people she wanted in her horse calendar. Except my printer doesn’t print in color and also photoshop was broken so I kind of had to improvise but that doesn’t matter because this is hilarious and I need you all to see it.
(they all have captions for your convenience)
Did I ever show you guys my annual “Christmas Break Blanket Fort”?
I’m taking it down tomorrow, probably.
Age: A Quadrillion Lightyears!
BUT LIGHTYEARS IS A MEASURE OF DISTANCE??
This would be like someone asking you how old you are and you saying “I’m three feet!” Which I find really funny.