#Six seasons and a movie!
Hello Invisible Audience! My name is Alex and I like stuff.

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green



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Really though look at this book. The long quiche goodbye: a cheese shop mystery. I don’t think I can ever explain how difficult it was to not buy this book.

Really though look at this book. The long quiche goodbye: a cheese shop mystery. I don’t think I can ever explain how difficult it was to not buy this book.

1 week ago on May 10th, 2013 | J | 20 notes
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I don’t know why but something about this makes me really happy?

I don’t know why but something about this makes me really happy?

1 month ago on April 8th, 2013 | J | 4 notes
SHARK FABRIC IS REAL NOW. (those of you who wanted some can get it now wooooo)

SHARK FABRIC IS REAL NOW. (those of you who wanted some can get it now wooooo)

2 months ago on March 1st, 2013 | J | 159 notes

When you stare off into space and space stares back.

3 months ago on February 22nd, 2013 | J | 6 notes
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Hey if you are an SU peep I have a scary story about the Bell elevators it’s good I swear:

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3 months ago on February 20th, 2013 | J | 5 notes
Look at this beautiful thing.

Look at this beautiful thing.

3 months ago on February 19th, 2013 | J | 1 note

please tell me you guys are seeing this right now

3 months ago on February 13th, 2013 | J | 10 notes
Google
Google what are you doing
I don’t
what

Google

Google what are you doing

I don’t

what

3 months ago on February 13th, 2013 | J | 2 notes

The Pizza Hunter was out on a top secret mission to get all of the pizza back from the villains who wanted all of the world’s pizza because it tastes really good I guess?

He used his special spatula themed grappling hook (which he had because obviously it makes the most sense to give the top…

JD wrote terrible fanfiction about my nanowrimo novel, despite not having read my nanowrimo novel.

It’s good stuff.

3 months ago on February 1st, 2013 | J | 4 notes
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What's in your smash book that caused it to be so chunky! :o


I’m not sure! I suppose it’s because I have a lot of stuff on a lot of pages, and a good number of them are kind of thick… so it just sort of makes it look absolutely stuffed.

Some examples: (sorry they’re sideways! D: )

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Just a chunk of a puzzle, no biggie

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That little pocket there is so full of stuff I have more harry potter things than can fit on two pages ahh

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This page doesn’t look all that thick, but just using all the space on pages like this really adds up when you do it to most of them.

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This one is a bit bulky. There are several pound coins in the little envelope and it’s probably the heaviest page… 

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Look at all those thick stickers and bulging little envelopes and stuff oh man

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This is another one of those page that just becomes thick because it’s so covered in stuff and also I have a few things paperclipped in on top of that because DINSEYLAND

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These are two pages sewn together and full of random crap that didn’t have anywhere else to go. So like, that’s pretty thick…

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Ah it’s blurry sorry! but these are pockets full of postcards. they take up a lot of space.

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And this page isn’t very thick either but it’s my favorite so why not?

This has been a trip through my smash book.

4 months ago on January 11th, 2013 | J | 12 notes
I found this picture of my dog and I don’t know why I find it SO FUNNY

I found this picture of my dog and I don’t know why I find it SO FUNNY

4 months ago on January 7th, 2013 | J | 2 notes
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Lets talk about my freaking smashbook.

Lets talk about my freaking smashbook.

4 months ago on January 4th, 2013 | J | 28 notes

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(Joe Walker)

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(I forgot this guy’s name I had it written down somewhere oops)

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(neigh.)

So Brandy told me she needed a calendar as great as the ‘I Made America Sexy Founding Fathers Calendar’ I got her last year and I couldn’t find one so I made one instead with a list of attractive people she wanted in her horse calendar. Except my printer doesn’t print in color and also photoshop was broken so I kind of had to improvise but that doesn’t matter because this is hilarious and I need you all to see it.

(they all have captions for your convenience) 

4 months ago on January 3rd, 2013 | J | 33 notes

Did I ever show you guys my annual “Christmas Break Blanket Fort”?

I’m taking it down tomorrow, probably.

4 months ago on January 1st, 2013 | J | 9 notes
Age: A Quadrillion Lightyears!

BUT LIGHTYEARS IS A MEASURE OF DISTANCE?? 
This would be like someone asking you how old you are and you saying “I’m three feet!” Which I find really funny.

Age: A Quadrillion Lightyears!

BUT LIGHTYEARS IS A MEASURE OF DISTANCE??
This would be like someone asking you how old you are and you saying “I’m three feet!” Which I find really funny.

4 months ago on December 31st, 2012 | J | 3 notes
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