I feel like I should just post this here.
It’s not like it’s new even… I think it was from last year… which makes it more funny. But anyway:
Crashing through time and space,
in a tiny blue box,
traveling the universe,
The Doctor’s never lost.
The Daleks may attack,
But he’ll know what to do…
The Doctor will save the day and probably Christmas too.
Oh, Jingle bells,
The daleks smell,
Rose Tyler laid an egg.
The Tardis Buttons, lost their functions,
and The Doctor saved the day.
I think my favorite part is that I was clever enough to think of the first verse… and to rhyme things like “buttons” and “functions”… but I still decided “Rose Tyler laid an egg” was the best choice.
ROSE TYLER LAID AN EGG.