Jess: “What do Hogwarts students do during Doctor Who season?”
Randa: “I like the idea that there’s one lone student in slytherin who has a secret book that isn’t really a book, but is actually a tv. And they hide them self away once a week to watch it, hoping that the other slytherins don’t catch them…”
“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green
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Stan Shunpike is an idiot.
According to a newspaper article in Half Blood Prince, Stan was 21 when he was arrested for “being a Death Eater”.
Making him about 18 in Prisoner of Azkaban when Harry met him three years earlier.
Assuming he went to Hogwarts, he had just graduated. -Meaning he was a 6th year when Harry first arrived on the scene.
(It’s not clear as to whether or not he actually went to Hogwarts, but let’s say he did.)
So Stan went to school with Harry for two years before they met on the Knight Bus.
HOW ON EARTH DID HE NOT RECOGNIZE HARRY?
Harry was the talk of the school in his first year! Everyone knew him! He was freaking famous! And then in Harry’s second year, everyone thought he was the Heir of Slytherin! EVERYONE KNEW WHO HARRY WAS.
Harry was in the newspaper too. The very same newspaper he handed Harry a copy of to explain who Sirius Black was.
Seriously, Stan. Where you been? You oughta read the papers more…
I don’t understand.
I I was having trouble finding lyrics I liked in Hercules for Slytherin. But it’s okay. Because the only song in 101 Dalmatians was a good Slytherin song. So that worked out well.
Bonus Hufflepuff one. Because I can not resist a good FIND joke.