We’re playing MapCrunch in class. We are in a zoo in the Czech Republic.
Which is cool.

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green
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OKay, so that road I was going down hit a dead end. Well, not actually… the road kept going. The google team must’ve stopped. But I couldn’t go any further.
And I didn’t want to back track… because I had GONE SO FAR… So I gave in and I googled my location.
Turns out, I was really close to an airport.

The blue lines being where you can see a street view, the little person there being where I was, and the grey blob in the middle is an airport.
Seeing as I got THAT close, and it is Google’s fault I could not proceed to the airport, I think I should be allowed to call this a win.
I was in Finland, by the way.
I’ve got myself lost again.
I was SO CLOSE.

Now I have no idea where I am.
I found giant marshmallows. Or perhaps giant teeth…

Certainly not crops in bags or anything normal…
EDIT: I found more!

This river here is the first interesting thing I’ve seen so far.

theoncomingriver replied to your post: Which way do I go…
Uusikaarlepyy because that is an amazing name.
But that was the direction I came from… :/
…I’ve been going the other way…
BUT THAT IS A FANTASTIC NAME.
jesusismypatronus replied to your post: I found a map! But I ca’t read it! Hmm.
Yeah, that’s a national park map…Hey. I think I might be in a national park or something.
Deer lord. Here we go again. I just couldn’t stay away, could I?

Actually, That person who was stuck in Antarctica? I think they might have just accidentally wandered into my bathroom…







