#Six seasons and a movie!
Hello Invisible Audience! My name is Alex and I like stuff.

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.” - John Green



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Shower

 

Alex:
Yeah! Lets do it. Weather or not anyone else cares.
(But I can’t tonight.. because I need a shower… and sleep and stuff.)
*runs to shower*
Taran:
DONT RUN AWAY ALEX
YOU CANT hIDE IN ThE ShOWER FOREVER!
Alex:
But it’s so nice in there…. so warm… so clean… so… wet?
Taran:
yes, but soon enough the hot water will run out, and you’ll be left alone, cold and wet in a freezing cage of fear
Alex:
*gasp* Noooooo!!! It can’t be! My dear shower would never betray me so! We have known each other for so long! We have spent so much time together! No. I refuse to believe it. My shower would never forsake me. Never.
(rofl - I feel like I’m writting the script to a really bad soap opera.)
Taran:
but alex, how would you know if he’s never betrayed you when YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ThE LAST TEN YEARS LOLK?
Alex:
But… but… A COMA? *gasp* I’ve been LIED TO! How could my shower keep this from me? Why didn’t he tell me? *sob* Ohhhhhh….I knew something was amiss. The way he looked at me when I woke up! Like he hadn’t seen me in years! Just like him to keep me at home instead of in a hospital… but WHY?! Why didn’t he tell me?! *sob*
Taran:
its because he’s in love with me now, alex.
face it, you’ll never be enough for him
you gont even have legs!
it’s time to get your priorities sorted out,
move back into the bath.
Alex:
NoooooooooOOOoooooOOOO!!!!!
*falls to knees, tugging at shower curtain*
Bu… but… *whispers* I love you. *single tear streams down face*
Taran:
*door suddenly opens*
*sink appears*
YOU’VE ALL BEEN LYING TO ME
YOU’VE ALL USED ME
AND NOT EVER CARED!
Alex:
Shut up sink. Nobody loves you.
Helen:
Taran, Alex, you are crack me up
Liz:
i hate to stumble in on this dramatic moment, but since alex haz no legs how can she fall on her knees?
*stares awkwardly at the floor as the shower, the sink, taran, and alex get looks of shock on their faces*
heh….i guess that’s one of life’s mysteries, right?
*shower folds non-existant arms angrily*
RIGHT?!?!
*sink readies to attack*
…KTHNXBAI! *RUNS*
Alex:
*glances down at prosthetic legs…* Oh yeah… I forgot to mention these. I got them after my accident… the same accident (a freak incident at the crayon factory) that put me in a coma. I will never be able to look at a violet crayon again. *small sob*
Liz:
*slowly throws violet crayon and paper for a “hope that whole prosthetic leg thing works out” card off in the distance*
uhm…..
*scuttles away quickly*
Alex:
Hahaha! I can’t even respond to that other than to laugh.
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